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 消声器广告

1. outside amufflershop: "no appointment necessary, we hear you coming."

酒馆广告
酒店门外："帮帮忙！我们缺少常住小酒馆的人。"
接待室的桌上："三个一轮！我们要毫不留情地赶走第三个推销员！注：第二个刚刚离开。"

4. in a veterinarians waiting room: "be back in 5 minutes, sit! stay!"

电气公司标语
在电气公司："如果你送来钞票，我们会很高兴；如果你不送，就会被断电。"

电脑专卖店广告
电脑专卖店门上："出去找一个更快的字节。"

餐馆广告

7. in a restaurant window: "don"t stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."

保龄球馆标语

8. inside a bowling alley: "please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."

墓地前的警示语

9. in the front yard of a funeral home: "drive carefully, we"ll wait."
10. in a counselors office: "growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional."

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